Boom. You're in.
Welcome to the 701 club!
You will receive an email shortly with your unique coupon code.
If you don't get it within five minutes, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org, and we'll figure out the issue.
(Don't worry, I will personally see to it that you get your coupons)
Caleb Dueck, founder of 701 Hoodies
P.S. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, both this page and the above-mentioned coupons are specifically for new 701 club members.